“The attack further shows that the APC leadership in the House is insensitive to the fact that our nation is heading to a failed state; that all parts of our nation is practically under siege; that Nigerians can no longer move freely around our country, as terrorists, bandits and kidnappers have taken over towns, communities and highways in various parts of our country, and that President Buhari-led APC has no solution, having been overwhelmed by the demands of governance.
“The PDP counsels the APC leadership in the House of Representatives to note that the move by the lawmakers is in consonance with the wishes and aspiration of the vast majority of their constituents and Nigerians across board, who are fed up with the failures of the APC administration.
“For the avoidance of doubt, our party confirms being in talks with patriotic Nigerians who are trapped in the APC; who are fed up with the incompetence, lies, falsehood and corruption in the APC administration and, as such, ready to join forces with our party to rescue our nation.”
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APC Lawmakers Set To Dump Party For PDP
Some House of Representatives members elected on the platform of the All Progressives Congress (APC) are planning to dump the party for the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP).
Recall that House Minority Leader, Ndudi Elumelu, had claimed that some APC lawmakers want to dump the ruling party for the PDP.
But the Majority Leader of the Green Chambers, Alhassan Ado Doguwa, said there was n truth in Elumelu’s statement, describing the PDP as a sinking party.
But in a statement on Saturday, PDP’s spokesperson, Kola Ologbondiyan confirmed talks were ongoing with some lawmakers to defect to the opposition party.
According to the PDP spokesperson, the lawmakers want to leave the ruling party because it has failed Nigerians.
“The Peoples Democratic Party counsels the All Progressives Congress (APC) leadership in the House of Representatives to stop whining over the decision of some APC members to quit their party in the face of widespread discontentment trailing the failures of the APC and Buhari administration to address the rising insecurity and excruciating economic hardship ravaging our country,” the PDP statement read.
The PDP also berates the APC leadership in the House of Representatives for resorting to personal attack on the Minority Leader, Hon. Ndudi Elumelu, for informing Nigerians of the decision of the APC lawmakers to join forces with the PDP in our quest to rescue our nation from the misrule of the APC.
“The unwarranted attack on the Minority Leader has further exposed the insensitivity of the APC leadership in the House of Representatives to the killings, kidnapping, bloodletting, violence, hunger and utter hopelessness pervading our country due to the manifest incompetence and divisiveness of the Buhari-led APC administration.
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Jokes and Comedy
JOKES
The government announced that if you have 5 children your salary will increased by 100%
OMONIGHO heard the news and said to his wife, “Darling, I have a child with my girlfriend.” When he came back, he saw one of his children at home. He asked his wife, “where are the others?” she replied, you are not the only one who heard the news, “THERE FATHERS HAVE COME FOR THEM”
2 the strange Kitchen
Tega the house boy usually sneaks into his Oga’s room, drinks his wine and adds water to top up. One day Oga bought a new winecalled pastis, a French wine that changes colour if water is added onto it.
Tega unaware of this, sneaks in, drank the new wine and added water to it.
Immediately it started changing colour.
Tegas: I am in trouble, big trouble.
He ran to the kitchen. Meanwhile, Oga and madam were seated in the parlour, while Tega was in the kicten
OGA: Tega
Tegas: Oga
OGA: who drank my pastis? No answer
OGA: Tega ,who drank my pastis?. No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Tega there.
OGA: Are you insane or what? Why when I call, you say “Oga”but when I ask you a question you don’t answer me.
Tega: Oga when you are in the kitchen you don’t understand anything, Except your name.
OGA: Is that so ?. Okay go to the parlour, stand beside madam and ask me a question while I stand here.
Tega went and did what oga said
Tega: Ogaaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Tega
Tega: who goes into the maid’s bedroom when madam is not at home?. No answer
Tega: Ogaaa You dey hear me, I say who dey sneak enter the house girl room when madam no dey house? No answer . No answer. Oga runs out of the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end. Tega, it is true o , when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, expect one’s name.
MADAM: That’s is not true. It’s a lie.
Tega : Madam, do you want to be tested?
MADAM: Yes
Tega: Oya enter the kitchen, She enters.
Tegas: Madam!!!!!
MADAM: Yes Teg …
Tega : Who is junior’s biological Father? Me or Oga
Madam rushed out of the kitchen.
MADAM : This kitchen needs to be fumigated o!!!!, I can’t understand anything at all.
THE PINIC JOKE
Three friends Omoefe, Rukewe and Oghene decided to go for a picnic.Rukewe packs the picnic basket with drinks and sandwiches. Oghene carried the basket and they set for the pack 100km away. It takes them 2 hours to
Get there. When they arrived, Rukewe quickly spread the mat and set out the sandwiches. After checking around,
Oghene found out that rukewe did not gab the bottle opener.
They then begged Omoefe to make the 4 hour trip to and fro for the opener. He disagreed.
“you’ll finish the sandwiches before I return,” “No we won’t”, assured Rukewe.
After some more cajoling from them, Omoefe reluctantly sets out for the opener.
After 5 hours, there was no sign of Omoefe. They decided to wait for another 3 hours. Still no sign of Omoefe.
Oghene and Rukewe after waiting on Omoefe for more then 8 hours were very hungry, so they decided to take one sandwich each . As they were about to eat, Omoefe jumps out from behind a rock screaming:
“I KNEW IT! I’M NOT GOING AGAIN!!”
OMOEFE EXAM SHEET
Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can atleast enjoy the scenery
Q: What is the new AIDS Awareness slogan?
Ans: try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will hget their salary everyday and women will bleed to death
Q: Why do 90% girls have left boob bigger than right?
A: Because 90% boys are right handed.
Q: What is the differene between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY… it is SHOWTIME!
Q: What does a signboard outside a prostitute’s house say?
A: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.
THE VILLAGE GIRL
Omiogbolo was making love to a village girl she suddenly realized he was not using a condom.
Village girl: “U” re not using a condom”?
Omiogbolo: “Yes, I ‘m not”.( hard at work)
Village girl: “ Hope u don’t have HIV/AIDS.
Omiogbolo: “NO”.
Village girl: “ Thank God! Coz I don’t want to get that thing again”
THE ATM CARD
Fejiro wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting it. A frustrated Fejiro called his bank help line.
Fejiro: (Angrily) So what’s wrong with my ATM card.
Bank girl: Sir, I have checked your c account, everything is alright here and you should be able to use your card, are you sure your card is not damaged or broken?
Fejiro: Are you Mad? What are you insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do.
Bank girl: Okey Sir, are you also sure the surface isn’t wet or stained with dirt?
Fejiro: You dey Mad? ATM card whey I dey pet llike egg. As a matter of fact, I even laminated it last week when I laminated my Identity card.
Nigerian schools reopening: Latest on resumption date for wen universities go start as FG tok
Di Minister of state for Education, Hon. Emeka Nwajiuba say goment neva give date to reopen universities across di kontri.
Nwajiuba tok dis wan during di briefing of di Presidential Task Force on Covid-19 on Monday.
Recently, some student bodi bin do I-no go gree waka to di ministry of education for Abuja.
Dem call di goment to open school or face dia anger, but di minister for di daily covid 19 briefing say e get high hope say school go soon resume but no exact date yet.
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Guy Wetin be di latest?
Oga Nwajiuba say dem don review responses from about 78 universities most of dem private universities and dem say dem don ready to open.
For state owned universities, e explain say na 50 percent of dem dey ready and di ministry dey do everytin possible to make sure everybody dey the same page ahead of school resumption.
Di minister of state also yan give say coronavirus still dey and most of di institution neva establish di necessary protective protocol in place.
Before now, di ministry bin don release di latest guidelines wey school must follow before dem reopen for di kontri.
Na since March authorities close down all schools for di kontri sake of di coronavirus pandemic.
Di latest guidelines wey di Federal Ministry of of Education release come as di Nigerian goment release date for resumption of international flight, open churches and mosque across di kontri as dem ease down some of di lockdown restriction.
Guidelines for schools wen dem don reopen
- Training of teachers and oda personnel on safety and hygiene measures.
- Dem must establish Covid-19 referral system
- Dem must make sure say ambulance dey available and dem must get access to testing/isolation/ treatment centres including NCDC helpline and state goment facilities dem
- Dem must make sure say dem get water, sensitization and Hygiene (WASH0 for inside di school premises
- Dem must reduce di number of pipo for dia classroom, hostels worship centres and oda space dem
- Encourage pipo to use open space for gathering and promote outdoor activities
- Dem must get committee wey go dey monitor and enforce di Covid-19 guidelines dem
Guidelines for schools before dem go reopen
- Di guidelines must get different learning option dem for specific learning program wey go make sure say e dey fair for learning
- Dem must review dia policy, practices, and di danger to use schools for oda purpose dem like distance learning centres, temporary shelters, isolation, quarantine and treatment centres, markets, voting centers, and odas
- Dem must develop and display simple protocols wey schools go use operate every day
- Dem must check well-well for anything wey fit cause wahala for dia system and increase di risk of transmission and suggest ways dem go use address am
- Di safety and hygiene for all stages and phases of di school reopening process go promote behaviour wey go reduce di spread like school movement ( to and from school travelling) safe distance, frequent hand washing and di use of facemasks
In case di school no fit fulfil dis option dem fit consider di option to say for house and do online learning. Even dat one too get dia own guidelines
Coronavirus: NAFDAC
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- NAFDAC has declared that chloroquine can cure Covid-19 infection
- The health agency, however, emphasised that the drug is potent at the
early stage of the virus
- NAFDAC DG, Mojisola Adeyeye, also identified four stages of the
coronavirus
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The federal government on Tuesday, August 25, declared that Chloroquine
is potent for the prevention of the coronavirus infection.
Speaking with journalists, director-general of the National Agency for
Food and Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC), Christianah Mojisola
Adeyeye, made this known. Read more: https://www.legit.ng/1359817-coronavirus-nafdac-declares-chloroquine-potent-treatment.html
THE UNIBEN CBT PRACTICE SITE
UNIBEN CBT Practice Test 2020/2021
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CBT PRACTICE APPLICATION NOW OPEN...
The procedure for the UNIBEN CBT PRACTICE 2020/2021 for first time applicants is as follows:
Candidates are advised to have a valid e-mail account before starting the application process.
CBT PRACTICE APPLICATION NOW OPEN...
ELIGIBILITY - PLEASE NOTE:
The Application is Open to Candidate contemplating CBT Based Examination / Screening.
Application to Practice Can be carried out as many times as Desired.
METHOD OF APPLICATION
The procedure for the UNIBEN CBT PRACTICE 2020/2021 for first time applicants is as follows:
Candidates are advised to have a valid e-mail account before starting the application process.
- Visit www.uniben.edu Click on Student Portal; Select the WAEUP PORTAL.
- Click on Applicants and then select UNIBEN CBT PRACTICE 2020/2021
- Click on Register for application at the top left of the displayed page to proceed.
- Provide all necessary information. Note that * means compulsory fields.
- An immediate mail will be sent to the provided e-mail address.
- Open your mail to get your system generated ID and Password that you will use to login.
- On uniben.waeup.org click on 'Login' (top right of the front page).
- Enter your user name and the password from the mail to login.
- To start the application process, please click on 'Application record' and provide all required information.
- To pay for the Application, click on “Add online payment ticket” at the bottom of the page, then click on “Pay with Remita” on the top left corner of the page, follow the instruction to pay the application fee of N 1,000:00; with a valid ATM-Enabled Card from any Commercial Bank in Nigeria
- After 2 Hours, Candidates are to preceded to Login to THE UNIBEN CBT PRACTICE SITE
- Use your applicant_id i.e cbt2020_xxxxxx as username and use the payment_id i.e p350xxxxxxxxxx on your ticket as password.
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Click on your category which would be displayed and attempt the quiz
Three (3) attempts are allowed for this Practice -
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UPON SUCCESSFUL PAYMENT
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| Application Closing Date: | 14/09/2020 22:00:00 |
CLOSING DATE FOR APPLICATION FOR THE UNIBEN 2020/2021 ADMISSION SCREENING EXERCISE FOR UTME
CANDIDATES THAT SCORED AT LEAST 200 AND ABOVE IS MIDNIGHT OF 14TH SEPTEMBER 2020
CANDIDATES AWAITING RESULTS CAN GO AHEAD TO APPLY FOR SCREENING.
REPRINT YOUR ACKNOWLEDGEMENT SLIP FOR ADMISSION SCREENING 2020/2021 ON MONDAY 16TH NOVEMBER 2020
The University of Benin (UNIBEN) Admission Screening Exercise for
2020/2021 Academic Session; is scheduled to now take place between 23rd
November 2020 and 5th December 2020 in designated centres within the
Ugbowo Campus of the University.
CANDIDATES AWAITING RESULTS CAN GO AHEAD TO APPLY FOR SCREENING.
REPRINT YOUR ACKNOWLEDGEMENT SLIP FOR ADMISSION SCREENING 2020/2021 ON MONDAY 16TH NOVEMBER 2020
The University of Benin (UNIBEN) Admission Screening Exercise for
2020/2021 Academic Session; is scheduled to now take place between 23rd
November 2020 and 5th December 2020 in designated centres within the
Ugbowo Campus of the University.
The Screening Exercise shall be conducted using the Computer Based Test
(CBT) mode. All candidates are expected to be seated, latest one hour
before the stipulated time for their screening exercise
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Only candidates who applied through JAMB for the 2020/2021 UTME
Admission and chose the University of Benin as First Choice and scored
200 and above are eligible for this Screening Exercise
NOTE THAT CANDIDATES AWAITING RESULTS CAN GO AHEAD TO APPLY FOR SCREENING
Obtained at least five (5) credit passes at GCE O/L, SSCE, NECO,
or their equivalent. The subjects must include English Language, and
Mathematics (for courses for which a credit in mathematics is required)
as well as three other relevant subjects (four if excluding
mathematics); at not more than two sittings.
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METHOD OF APPLICATION
Follow the procedure below for first time applicants:
Candidates are advised to have a valid e-mail account before starting the application process.
- Visit www.uniben.edu Click on Student Portal; Select the WAEUP PORTAL.
- Click on Applicants and then select UNIBEN ADMISSION SCREENING 2020/2021
- Click on Register for application at the top left of the displayed page to proceed.
- Enter your Surname Exactly as written on the JAMB Registration slip,
and JAMB Registration number. Immediately, your ID and Password will
be displayed on the browser
- Back On uniben.waeup.org click on 'Login' (top right of the front page).
- Enter your username and the password to login.
- To start the application process, please click on 'Application
record' and provide all required information and upload your passport
photograph.
- To pay for the Application, click on “Add online payment ticket”
at the bottom of the page, then click on “Pay with Remita” on the top
left corner of the page, follow the instruction to pay the application
fee of N 2,000:00; with a valid ATM-Enabled Card from any Commercial
Bank in Nigeria
- Preview and confirm your information before submitting your
application online. (No correction will be accepted after the closing
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- Go back online on the appointed date (16th November2020) to print
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Oshiomhole says he regrets making Obaseki governor
The former national chairman of the APC, Adams
Oshiomhole, said he regrets making Godwin Obaseki succeed him as governor -
Oshiomhole who is the immediate past governor of Edo state made the statement
at his residence in the state - The APC chieftain urged party members to ensure
that the APC wins the Edo governorship election. The former national chairman of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Adams
Oshiomhole, said he regrets making Godwin Obaseki succeed him as the governor
of Edo state. Oshiomhole who is the immediate past governor of Edo state made
the statement on Sunday, July 19, at his residence in the state.
